Welcome to The Loft Theatre. Or rather, Welcome to Mr Cinders Nighclub at The Loft Theatre (7.30pm until not too late), dress smart casual (definitely no trainers), no stag parties, no punks (sorry, Mr Rotten), expect loud funky music circa 1991, DJ Mikey D on the turntable encouraging you to have fun and ‘show us your underwear’ in return for a bottle of Asti Spumante.